monosexual logic: i exclusively date other lesbians, because a bi woman might leave me for a man, and i want to make sure my significant other would only leave me for another woman!
my bisexual to do list for today
- be attracted to a man
- be attracted to a woman
- be attracted to at east two people of non binary genders
- go outside and sit on the fence for an hour
- pick up some bread from the grocery store
- break an innocent lesbian’s heart with my bisexual ways