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deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via theonewithouteyebrows)

*character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
me:omg what if they're bi??
straight people:what if they're GAY?
straight people:what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
straight people:what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:omg what if I actually said something out loud
me:omg what if there is a telepath around here

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via penis-hilton)

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via hate-and-morbid-panic)